Warning: Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery or Navigate The Slipstream While Under the Influence Of This Beverage." -- Sparky-Cola (Label), 291 AFC

Beka: What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?
Rommie: Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?

Harper: It's a teleporter… It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector, and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.
Beka: I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.

Beka (to Tyr): "Look on the bright side – maybe some stray cosmic ray will zap just the right gene and give your children some killer mutation that will make the other Nietzscheans weep with envy."

Harper (about Dylan): "I'm telling you, the guy is huge. He's like some kind of Greek god or something!"

Seamus Harper: These slipstream drives are a lot easier to break than they are to fix.
Dylan Hunt: My chief engineer called it "job security."