AusRPGer's quotes

Don't drink and drive

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:52:22 -0500

Warning: Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery or Navigate The Slipstream While Under the Influence Of This Beverage." -- Sparky-Cola (Label), 291 AFC

— Gene Roddenburry's Andromeda
117: Fear and Loathing in the Milky Way

Killer typo..

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:17:17 -0500

I don't want to get killed because of a typo. It would be embarrassing.

— Commander Susan Ivanova,
Babylon 5 - Season 3 - A Day in the Strife

Dangerous dinner parties

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:44:01 -0500

Beka: What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?
Rommie: Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?

— Gene Roddenburry's Andromeda; 110: All Great Neptune's Ocean

Uncertain principles

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:55:38 -0500

Harper: It's a teleporter… It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector, and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.
Beka: I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.

— Gene Roddenburry's Andromeda; 108: The Banks of the Lethe

Envy your jeans, err genes

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:37:32 -0500

Beka (to Tyr): "Look on the bright side – maybe some stray cosmic ray will zap just the right gene and give your children some killer mutation that will make the other Nietzscheans weep with envy."

— Gene Roddenburry's Andromeda
104: D Minus Zero

Greek gods in SciFi

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:26:28 -0500

Harper (about Dylan): "I'm telling you, the guy is huge. He's like some kind of Greek god or something!"

— Gene Roddenburry's Andromeda; 101: Under the Night

Job security

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:19:28 -0500

Seamus Harper: These slipstream drives are a lot easier to break than they are to fix.
Dylan Hunt: My chief engineer called it "job security."

— Gene Roddenburry's Andromeda

Paranoid #2

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:56:39 -0500

I'm not paranoid, its just that everyone thinks I am.

— unknown cyberpunk

Paranoid #1

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:38:40 -0500

I'm not paranoid,
Everyone really is out to get me.

— unknown cyberpunk